Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I've blown a few things in my day
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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