I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We are two peas in an std pod
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize