whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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