How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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