You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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