Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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