So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
operation harelip BJ is a go
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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