I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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