careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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