what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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