do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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