Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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