what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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