It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
