nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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