im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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