How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
His nipple licking is glorious
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