she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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