i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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