That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
