The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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