just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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