is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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