She is in my trunk
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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