I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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