I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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