in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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