Don't you send me to vm
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so let's talk penis.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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