Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
we made out on top of his cat.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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