If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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