i think i have herpe
just one?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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