so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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