New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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