Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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