How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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