Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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