I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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