I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Its about making memories worth repressing
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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