Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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