Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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