I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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