i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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