just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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