id be glad to
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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