I am puke
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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