I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the day after is always just damage control
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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