So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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