I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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