You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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