Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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