It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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