People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
this will be a night to untag.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize