You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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