I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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